If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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