similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
