windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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