STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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