this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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