yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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