He is such a slut. More and more my type.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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