she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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