Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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