i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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