See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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