idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
