He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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