Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I want her autograph on my taint
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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