apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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