She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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