On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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