Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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