ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
