It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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