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I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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