What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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