Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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