Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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