I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
This is classic penis vs brain.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I had to cum in my sink.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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