you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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