At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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