you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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