Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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