i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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