I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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