Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Randomize
