Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
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