you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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