no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I got inside last night via doggy door
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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