so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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