: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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