How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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