New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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