I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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