i don't plan on having that self control this summer
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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