You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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