Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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