All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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