There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
