omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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