I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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