Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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