Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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