I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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