He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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